Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Will you vote for Hillary?

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:





I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, %26quot;Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.%26quot; So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my %26quot;Thank you%26quot; for what you have done, specifically:





1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?





2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.





3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of %26quot;it%26quot; is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.





4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie %26quot;Wag the Dog%26quot; could be plausible after all.





5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.





6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.





7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment%26#039;s from the Whitewater %26quot;mess%26quot; and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other %26quot;Clinton%26quot; scandals.





8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, %26quot;gutting%26quot; much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on %26quot;vacations%26quot; carefully disguised as necessary trips.





9 Thank you, also, for %26quot;finding%26quot; millions of dollars (I really didn%26#039;t need it in the first place, and I can%26#039;t think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.





10. Now that you%26#039;ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas).





11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I%26#039;m sure that Laura Bush didn%26#039;t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you%26#039;ve received from your %26quot;friends.%26quot;





12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!





13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her %26quot;tell-all%26quot; book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn%26#039;t pay!





14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called %26quot;political prisoners%26quot;. However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, %26quot;insisted%26quot; that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn%26#039;t Americans know the real truth?





What a guy!!





If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.





SINCERELY,


A US Citizen


PS.


Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for %26quot;inventing%26quot; the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.





AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the %26quot;Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,%26quot; which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?).





If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?





WE DO!





It%26#039;s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.





Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.





The Clinton%26#039;s charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton%26#039;s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!





When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

Will you vote for Hillary?
i wouldnt vote for Hillary based on the fact she ran for senate in a state she doesnt represent, could she really be serving the public, and their interest? nope!!!!
Reply:HELL YA , She%26#039;s a very Smart Woman !
Reply:You had better get your pen out when you see the thank me for voting for Bush. Hell you better get a server to back that Sh#$t up!
Reply:Some of the items listed are false according to www.snopes.com but I agree that clinton has done more to degrade the morality of this country than Satan himself could ever have done. No I will not vote for hillary.
Reply:Does anyone have the faintest idea how to stop the %26quot;retirement%26quot; pay of the senators?? Somebody has GOT to come up with SOME idea of what to do and how to do it!! Everybody in the US would vote to stop it!!


But how do we do it????
Reply:no, never.


bravo, so nicely stated. i think all is true what you said, but i am not sure about the housing stuff. the list of clinton transgressions is long and disgusting.


you have forgotten that bill was the first prez to start a legal defense fund and hill was the first first lady to be subpoenaed by a grand jury and to testify.
Reply:Most of the ranting seemed to be about Bill, yet it was taken out on Hillary. Do you not see that they are two SEPARATE beings. I%26#039;m not saying that she%26#039;s perfect by any means, but if she runs against another Bush, I%26#039;ll vote for her in a heartbeat. If not, it depends on who the candidate is...





Oh, and where%26#039;s the rant on the Bush family? I%26#039;d love to read it.
Reply:I might vote for her. Depends on who is running against her.
Reply:That would depend on who is running against her..... She may be the best person for the job... or not.
Reply:in relation to your answer of my question............


Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God%26#039;s Law.


I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge


with as many people as I can.


I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other specific


Biblical laws and how to follow them.





a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a


pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.


They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?





b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in


Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price


for her?





c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her


period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell?


I have tried asking, but most women take offense. If I come into contact with


a woman who is menstruating and she doesn%26#039;t tell me until afterwards, must I


kill her immediately or can I just beat her?





d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female,


provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims


that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?


Why can%26#039;t I own Canadians?





e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2


clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill


him myself? Also, is Sabbath on Saturday as Seventh Day Adventists


(Christians, like us...or are they?) or is it on Sunday as Baptists and


some other faiths agree? I am beset by not knowing who to kill and when


to kill them...please clarify this for me.





f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination


(Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality (Lev. 18:22).


I don%26#039;t agree. I%26#039;m also confused about how homosexuality can be an abomination


when Jonathan and David were married in the Bible (1 Samuel 18:1, 3 - 4).


Here, I%26#039;ll quote it - %26quot;And it came to pass, when he had made an end of


speaking unto Saul that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David


and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. Then Jonathan and David made a


covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan stripped himself


of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even


to his sword and to his bow and to his girdle.%26quot; and also Ruth%26#039;s relationship


with Naomi is suspect, (Ruth 1:16-17) %26quot;And Ruth said to Naomi, Entreat me not


to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest,


I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people,


and thy God my God: Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried:


the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part three and me.


%26quot; Can you settle this?





g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a


defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my


vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?





h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around


their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27 and even


though 1st Cor. 11:4-6 says that it is a shame upon a man to have long hair.


How should they die?





i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me


unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? Also, since it is


strictly forbidden to %26quot;eat neither fat nor blood%26quot; in Lev. 3:17 %26amp; Lev. 19:26,


does that mean that I must be a vegetarian and must I smite those who choose


to eat meat?





j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different


crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two


different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse


and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of


getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn%26#039;t we just


burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep


with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?





k) I know that it is an abomination for a man to wear a woman%26#039;s clothes or a


woman to wear a man%26#039;s (Deut. 22:5), so does that mean that since my wife


borrowed my boxers once, she%26#039;s going to hell?





l) An unbeliever sent me an email telling me that God is an ABORTIONIST? It


says, %26quot;In Num. 5:11-31, God commands a husband to get an abortion for his wife


if he suspects she has been impregnated by another man. A priest is to make her


drink a potion and tell her, %26quot;If any man other than your husband has had


intercourse with you, may the LORD make an example of you . . . by bringing


upon you miscarriage and untimely birth.%26quot; To deliberately cause a miscarriage


is to perform an abortion. And who brings about this miscarriage? Who performs


this abortion? It is the LORD who does so. God is an abortionist. In Ex. 21:22-25,


God tells us what to do if a man who is fighting knocks against a pregnant woman.


If the woman dies, the principle of %26quot;life for life%26quot; is invoked and the man


responsible for her death must be killed. If she lives but has a miscarriage,


then the death of the fetus is to be compensated for by the payment of a fine,


as demanded by the woman%26#039;s husband. Thus, God has revealed the status of the


unborn fetus: it is not an independent, full-fledged human life, whose


destruction amounts to murder. It is a thing owned by the woman%26#039;s husband, a


thing whose loss, like that of any other thing, may be compensated for with


money.%26quot; How can this be true?





I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can


help. Thank you again for reminding us that God%26#039;s word is eternal and


unchanging and also for the reassurance that the Bible is infallible.
Reply:no more of her are her pervert husband please.
Reply:Thanks for this, I loved it and I agree.





Would I vote for Hillary? Id rather she die than see her in the Oval Office
Reply:I know this is in the form of a question, but pardon my ignorance: Wow! President Clinton is the ONLY President who is entitled to all of those extras? And senator Clinton is the ONLY senator who receives those benefits? Or maybe it%26#039;s just Democrats? Yeah! That%26#039;s what you are implying! Those super-filthy rich oil tycoon and arms-dealing Democrats.
Reply:what is al this godam ridlicious rambling onn and on and and on a bout hillarry clintoo you must be a very very bored person here too keep runing your big godam mouth on and on, and never shut up bimbo!! if you were runing for ofice i would run like hell the other way your enough too put anybody too sllep with your rambling oon and on loud mouth!!
Reply:No %26amp; do not forget Hillary%26#039;s ties to the Communist party in College.
Reply:I really doubt I would vote for her......the only way would be if her opponent is off the wall and/or does something really stupid. As for your comments.....I am independent, but I must say, it was well written and kind of funny. Some of the stuff is true while some is exaggerated.
Reply:NEVER!
Reply:Even withuot all that I would not vote for! I knew of all you posted and your right on point. Many will disregard it and point finger in another direction siting War in Irag or other Apples and Oranges issues. For those simple minded persons let me put it simply. Why would you trust ANYONE to run this country who cannot even run her own marriage!!??
Reply:Thank you for being an idiot, wouldn%26#039;t it serve the country better if you took your talents to Iraq to test suicide bombers.
Reply:Thank you. Very intelligent information.





No, I wouldn%26#039;t vote for her.
Reply:No
Reply:all politicians are bad but still nope i wont vote for her...
Reply:Why do you people not understand that this is not a blog?





I don%26#039;t know if I%26#039;ll vote for her or not. It depends on many factors.
Reply:I have some more thank you%26#039;s:





Dear Mr. Clinton,





1. Thank you for not getting us involved in an inescapable war that blew off my friend%26#039;s finger, and permanately damaging another friend as he watched his best friend die in his arms.





2. Thank you for being respectful to the United Nations and communicating to them with eloquence and logic.





3. Thank you for realizing that there are other countries out there aside from our country, and thank you for being respectful to them.





4. Thank you for showing us that the public is more concerned with the private life of a president than his policies.





5. Thank you for providing our Government organizations with professionals to help clean up disasters, and not one of your %26quot;buddies%26quot;.





6. Thank you for not taking more vacation time than any other president in U.S. history, which our current president has managed to do.





7. Thank you for acting as a neutral mediator in the Mid-east peace process, specifically at the oslo accords.





8. Thank you for not losing the respect of the entire world, which our current government has somehow managed to do.








So to answer your question -- Hell yes.
Reply:NO !
Reply:Sure, I%26#039;ll vote for Hillary for President...





OF FRANCE!
Reply:a strong YES
Reply:Great Post..........





No I wont be Voting for Clinton.........
Reply:Is she running for dog catcher again? NO!
Reply:AWESOME,I will copy and Paste this and send it around the Country!


I would vote for bin laden before I would ever vote for her!
Reply:Never!!!!!!!! hillary will never be the president! Clinton, when studying in England, he went to Russia. He told them he supported them all the way. I wish I knew how he became president? And he came in his lover dress. remember? The only reason they separated, it%26#039;s because, she wants to be president! But people are not stupid!!



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